Wedding Cake in the middle of the road

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It’s not everyday that one finds a wedding cake in the middle of the road. I personally out of curiosity (which never kills and gets me into trouble) would probably want to stick my finger in it only to draw back a finger covered in chocolate icing and a thick yummy sticky caramel inside Oh so heavenly! (scene1).

Another take on this ‘wedding cake in the middle of the road’ would be by passers coming one by one towards this oddly placed cake. Taking pictures, inquiring on its very existence, tweeting, sharing the story on face book, my space, you tube and the story of the ‘Abandoned cake’ would go viral (scene 2).

Even better a headline on E-News featuring ‘Wedding Cake in Strand Street causes head on collision’.  Only to find that this is a lethal cake stuffed with drugs with the street value of 20 million rand (just a stretch of my imagination, scene 3).

I’ll be so kind as to let you use your imagination for the last scene… Dancing wedding cake, singing wedding cake, talking wedding cake, vibrating wedding cake, winking wedding cake, clapping wedding cake, kissing wedding cake.  No more wedding cake (The EndJ).


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